Geese are violent angry little buggers.
Roehampton University is home to a large family of Canadian Geese who spend the summer here; they eat the grass, swim in the lakes and hatch gorgeous little goslings.
However they also attack passers by, honk insistently, flap wildly and gobble up everything in site, so thus poo everywhere.
Today we went to go feed the new little ducklings and goslings… Instead the geese stole our food.
At one point they even surrounded and cornered us and begun hissing when we had run out of food to give them.Oh dear.
Luckily we escaped with our lives, but I shan’t be going out there again with mouldy bread unless I am fully armed and protected!